Name Mayo Uno Martin/Mayo
Position bum
In a previous life, I was playing banjo
That fateful day uh, guess?
I love listening to music
Previous batting average I play basketball
Favorite Bee Gee The guy w/ the squeaky voice
Favorite film Kodak. 32 shots.
Who was naked in the film? duh.
Favorite sleepwear kumot
I stopped wetting my bed by age I don't wet my bed. I pee.
Signature gigwear mojos
Most unforgettable gig Dredd. My strings snapped.
Which girlfriend was there? haha.
There's this girl at a gig who got a 1.25 in my CL 142 class
Tickle spot anus
I like it when geting drunk becomes a means of reaching an ecstatic state of being
I hate it when geting drunk becomes a means of reaching an ecstatic state of being. Then I puke.
I'm afraid that every gig
the other band
might screw up.
What can't you understand? Calculus as a means of revolution
What would you do if you lose your "instrument?" I did. This is not funny.
When Kurt died, what were you doing? Baguio, looking for smut novels.
You know that Morissey song "The Last of the International Playboys"? No.
Select a model T-Ford
Have you seen pictures of your mother as a college girl? Is she "hot?" Yup
Have you barged in on your father taking a pee? Yup.
What did he say? German.
Song you really want to play but your asswipe bandmates won't anything by
Jane's Addiction
I would be completely bald by age This is an ongoing process.
Elect your band's "Yoko Ono" Pog
Getting paid or getting pats on the back? It's dialectical .
Popular person you want to session in your absence Keanu Reeves. hehe. I don't want to feel insecure.
I'd rather go solo: Yes or No? No
Why or why not? No bassist has gone solo. Sting doesn't count.
Alternative gameplan in case this Chicken thing screws up Finish my M.A. degree. haha.
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