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| In
a previous life, I was |
blissfuly
unaware, yes. |
| That
fateful day |
I
crept out of the primordial ooze, gaping maws & all. |
| I
love listening to |
improvisational jazz rock. |
| Previous
batting average |
I
don't keep track. |
| Favorite
film |
The
Princess Bride |
| Who
was naked in the film? |
everybody,
under their costumes |
| Favorite
sleepwear |
boxers |
| I
stopped wetting my bed by age |
4 |
| Signature
gigwear |
wala
e. |
| Most
unforgettable gig |
Formula
Sports Gig. |
| Which
girlfriend was there? |
None
of them... |
| Favorite
fan story (please don't be delusional) |
Wala
e |
| There's
this girl at a gig who |
who
knew everyone else in the band except me. |
| Tickle
spot |
the
sides, you know. |
| I
like it when |
i
get free meals and drinks |
| I
hate it when |
I
spend more than 8 hours waiting to play. |
| I'm
afraid that every gig |
the
slot
|
might
screw up.
|
| What
can't you understand? |
myself
mostly |
| What
is important but you keep leaving in the house anyway? |
my
integrity |
| What
would you do if you lose your "instrument?" |
I'd
lose my mind. Then I'd get another one. |
| When
Kurt died, what were you doing? |
Probably
listening to a Nirvana record. |
| You
know that Morissey song "The Last of the International Playboys"?
|
Just
the title. |
| Select
a model |
Nissan
Sentra. |
| Have
you seen pictures of your mother as a college girl? Is she "hot?" |
| Have
you barged in on your father taking a pee? |
I
didn't barge on him. |
| What
did he say? |
He
was unusually quiet. |
| Song
you really want to play but your asswipe bandmates won't |
Jesus
Christ Pose. Soundgarden. |
| I
would be completely bald by age |
70,
80. |
| Elect
your band's "Yoko Ono" |
I'm
not entitled to vote much. |
| Getting
paid or getting pats on the back? |
Pats.
Both. |
| Popular
person you want to session in your absence |
Dimebag
Darrel. |
| I'd
rather go solo: Yes or No? |
Yes.
|
| Why
or why not? |
WE
all are, if you think about it. |
| Alternative
gameplan in case this Chicken thing screws up |
It
already has. Us suckers are just settling for something. |
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